violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

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funnyandhilarious:

Oh sure a fish can inseminate on a group of children and it’s a learning experience, but I do it and it’s a 2nd degree felony. »
funnyandhilarious:

It’s Game Over, Mario

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via best-of-tumblr)

smoakandarrow:

rileycriss:

Me about Arrow next week.

Ain’t that the truth.
collegehumor:

Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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